The Sarcastic Rover
What is better than a rover doing science on Mars? A sarcastic rover that hates the planet but loves “doing a science”. Check out @SarcasticRover.
A few choice quotes:
Almost forgot about my awesome discovery… It’s carbon. I found some carbon. Not sure how it got here. YOU’RE WELCOME.
When humans land on Mars I hope their first words are: “Look out, it’s got a laser and free will!” Then burning silence.
Every science begins with a simple question… usually that question is something like, “I wonder why that didn’t kill me?”
Whenever I flip a rock over on Mars I always yell “SURPRISE!” – just in case